Who got the best body? 21st July 2009

rehash run and circle 1803

Run 1803 21/07/09

Hare: Sampah Bui

Runsite – Bertam Indah

This run was much anticipated as I had previously experienced a fine track here with Orangutan Hash, and Sampah Bui has a reputation for setting a challenging trail. As expected the run commenced by climbing into the natural forest to the north of town. Govind took the early lead and proceeded to disappear ahead of the trailing pack. The trail meandered through the bush before eventually crossing the utility right of way. Mr. and Mrs. Hawaii had gone in as early birds and were caught by the front pack at this point.

The track followed the power line right of way for about ½ km before the hare slowed the pack by dead ending the right hand trail and switching to the left track. Leaving the right of way and turning back into the bush, the front pack of about 15 runners bunched up and continued on through the bush on a virgin path as Ranger, (late as usual) passed by. The next check was a stunner. The trail ended abruptly in the bush after a steep ascent. The pack spread out and began to search. Eventually on – on was sounded by two sweet Harriet voices, (suspected to be early birds Helen of Troy and SYT). The run headed back down then up and up and up through some uncut forest. Helen and Holly appreciated the nice view they had as the front runners showed their physique as they passed by.

After much sweating and swearing, the pack eventually emerged at an oil palm. Shortly thereafter, Drug Buster, Wonder Woman, and Chickadee (more early birds) were encountered returning from a sneaky false down trail. The pack then headed uphill for a short distance before the trail turned back down. After this point, the main pack hung back, letting Super Scout Ranger, go down and sniff out the trail, as most suspected another dodge from the hare. Ranger shouted an encouraging on-on and the pack headed down through the palms plantation before emerging at the mowed utility right of way.

From there it was a 2-3 mile, up and down journey back to Taman Indah. About ¼ km from the finish, the vanished Govind was sighted, the first anyone had seen of him since he went into the bush as the FRB.

Back at the entry, all congratulated the co-hare, (Kacang Panjung) for laying a new and challenging run. The hare, Sampah Bui, was apparently a no recee bastard who couldn’t even find his own trail after arriving late and was punished accordingly.

Circle started around 7:30, as we once again waited for Vibrator. The old Vibrator’s mantra of arriving late and finishing early seems to have slipped into arriving late and finishing late. Gilbert was the first sinner iced. He was punished for being too quiet with his music. He was told to be bold and play his guitar right beside the beer wagon so all could enjoy. Gilbert then led the group in singing the “Tuesday hash doe – ray – me” song. Everyone sang loudly although I suspect quite a few folks don’t know any of the words. Tony was the next one called to the front. Tony has been caught for being a SCB for the past few weeks. He claims this is because his foot was injured. He made the mistake of telling the GM that his foot was just fine now and still was caught SCBing by Dennis the Menace himself. Tony finally admitted that he was just plain LAZY.

Bui’s guest, Esther, was called forward. Alas for all the guys, she is married. She works as a sales consultant for the college where Bui teaches. Bui was caught by the On Tune and had to sit on ice, (this was the first of many times for Bui). Josephine was caught for not having a tee shirt even though this was the third time she has been hashing. Kacang Panjung helped cool her down by dousing her with a bottle of cold water. We had two old MH3 members back visiting; Oilman Lim and Nelson. It was really good to see them again and get a chance to visit. I am sure they enjoyed the chance to sit on ice once again.

Mr. Cheng, Loh Tian Luk, was caught sitting outside the circle and NOT participating. He repeated, “No, can not” when asked to sit on ice. He still had to sit. He was informed that even though he was a very important person, busy, busy, busy, and on the phone conducting business; hash was just as important!! For this sin he had two bottles of water poured on his head by non other than Horlicks and Dennis the Menace. (Dennis had to eat his words and on down a beer at the On on for the very same crime.) Ederjit was accused of being a busy body and looking at everyone else and not singing.

A short commercial break announcing the Batu Phahat Full Moon inaugural run on Friday, 7 Aug., rm 30 damages, was made. This was followed by the gifting of a shirt from the Cambridge Harriers to the GM by John Marshall. John had just returned from spending the past 9 weeks in England. He passed on an invitation to run with this group if we are ever in the area. They run on Sunday’s at 11:00. The early start is due to the amount of daylight during the winter. Dennis had to sit on ice while the presentation was made. Hawaii Goh was concerned he might still be too hot and was kind enough to pour two ice cold bottles of water on him.

The committee decided at the past meeting that subscriptions would be paid quarterly so Horlicks could participate in the runs. Ranger, either had not heard or failed to remember, so he was punished for being a cheapskate and only paying one month at a time. GM offered to buy a beer to any member who paid for a full year. Ranger also got a cold bath. Dr. Iqbal was called up for never making it to the run on time, even though there was a time in the past that he was always on time and able to complete the entire run, no problem. Vibrator was iced for having “piss poor planning” and being unable to ever make it to the runsite on time. He claimed he was just serving as the official sweeper which the rest of the group felt was a good come back but he was already on ice.

Long Bean was next up. He was one of the co-hares for the run and has a reputation of being a “great hare” and this was true of today’s run. GM did mention that even Long Bean occasionally has issues, recalling the recent run where he managed to lose the rest of the hares. Next week’s hare is Mother Theresa. She announced that her run would be at Bemban/Air Panas. Mr. Potato was called up for talking, talking, talking; private party and not listening to where the location for next week’s run was. He received a beer to drink and two bottles of water poured over him. John was iced because he had complained about how hot it was over here compared to England so we helped cool him down. Bui was called up again for not laying his own run.

Speedy came to the box and called upon Govind, only Govind was no where to be found, so a Govind look alike was called up; Gary a.k.a Joystick. (Evelyn did not see the resemblance at all!) The story had something to do with front runners who sometimes call on on and more often don’t. I am not real sure as to how Govind fits into it all but I believe that one of the two was calling on on when there wasn’t a need. About this time Ranger started sputtering so he was put on ice. It seems that Ranger, who usually never joins the paper and calls on on, made a big show of telling the other FRB’s to continue on, that he was joining the paper. Bui was called up for a final on down for being one of the few members who has actually been bit by a snake, yet selecting a site where snakes might be plentiful, and failing to complete his own run.

Bui announced that the On on would be at Xiang Hao, in Cheng, across from the Petronas station. There we had 5 full tables, including quite a few regular members who had not made it to the runsite. People didn’t begin to leave until after 10:30 and I have been told that some stayed and partied until after 1:00 a.m. What a night!!!

Scribe for run: Dennis the Menace

Scribe for circle: Twintowers

Pictures of the day 15th July 2009

Where you put your right hand Bombastic?? The GM loves it, hahaha.....(look at the white circle)















Gilat kao kao the 'Yao Kui' of the day....
This is how Kiasu looks like...the cina apek style of sitting when meal is served. He eats first, who dare to share food with him....look at his tongue sticking out....saliva dripping...yucks, damn....

rehash circle run 1802 July14, 2009

Run 1802 14/07/09
Hare: Simon Seow
Runsite – Tanjung Minyak


Dennis the Menace was in Kuala Lumpur so Chickadee stepped up and ran the box. Dr. Iqbal was the first sinner to hit the ice. It seems that he has a new car and was busy showing it off rather than coming to the circle. He was called several times before he left his new toy. Cocker hit the ice next as he had no hash shirt on; he argued that he had a hash towel but still had to sit due to private party. Mr. Potato, Tai Sin Yong, was caught by the On Tune for not singing, followed by James. James was lucky enough to receive the golden hand shake. Govind was next up, another sinner caught by the On Tune. “What, what????” It was his first time to see the On Tune. Au Kait then demonstrated Govind’s unique warm up procedure. It was the first time a hasher had ever been caught participating in the warm up and talking on the phone at the same time; obviously Govind is a pro at multi-tasking

Chickadee then called for the guest who had not run, only to find out the guest had run so Wendy was iced for making a false accusation. She was also lucky enough to receive a cold shower, courtesy of James and Speedy. The GM from Padung, Indonesia was the first of the guests on downed. The line up of guests being on downed was broken by Visva. He was caught for not singing and recognized as Full Moon’s new GM. He received the golden hand shake as well as a cold shower. Lisa, Michelle’s guest was next up. The male hashers became quite energetic at that time, shouting questions from all directions. Josephine, Mr. Potato’s guest, also was given a very enthusiastic welcome. Mr. Potato was scolded for not providing her with a hash tee shirt. Michelle was next up as it had been ssssssuch a long time since she had last attended a run. She claimed that she couldn’t sit on ice so Speedy was the gentleman who sat on the ice for her. He was rewarded with an eyeful until a folder was placed between his face and her chest.

Au Kait took the box to remind members of the Pattaya trip 19 – 22 Sept. and that MH3 had 20 registrations for the Heritage Run for rm 150. They would be sold on a first come, first serve basis. Registration is now at rm 200. There have been around 700 people registered so far, many from out of the country.

Visva was next up. He announced that he had misplaced the Heritage forms and money members had filled out two weeks ago so would those people please come and see him at the On In. He announced that the Borneo hash in Kota Kinabalu was 6-8, Nov., damage of rm 180, and that Api Api hash in Sabah was the beginning of next year. He reminded members that hotels were filling up quickly for the Interhash in Kuching so they needed to make their reservations soon.

Next week’s hare is Sampah Bui, runsite Bertam Ulu. Simon had twisted his ankle so was not at the runsite. Circle closed and everyone departed to Sin Hao where we all enjoyed steamboat.

Circle Scribe: Twin Towers
15 July, 2009

rehash run 1801 July 7, 2009

Reshashed Run No: 1801; Hares: Hawaii Goh & Nancy Low; Date: 7th July, 2009; Venue: Pantai Belimbing.


An Unexpected Leisure Run


Pantai Belimbing is a challenging hilly run-site situated some 20 km east of Malacca city. It is popular among the avid Malaccan hashers. Owing to its tough hilly terrains, a mere mention of it will make most of our balls shrinking. In spite if that, it does not deter us from taking the challenge.


It was a cool Tuesday afternoon after an early morning downpour. As usual, looking forward for a good sweat-out and fellowship, my partner and I arrived at the run-site early. Not surprisingly, only the hares’ car was found there. Understandably, they must have gone in earlier to set the running trail. A little while later, we were joined by Dr. Pandiyarajah and guests Looi, Mary Chong and Ah Cheng from Malacca Sunday Hash House Harriers & Harrittes. Dr. Pandiyarajah, an energetic front-runner, was said to have a leg pain.


It was at 5.20 pm that the 6 of us started the run as early birds by following the paper which led north into a rubber plantation on a broad laterite road. It then turned left upslope on reaching the Mega Quarry some 15 minutes later. Surprisingly, instead of turning left uphill to our normal tough and hilly running trail a few minutes latter, it went down slope into an oil palm plantation. After zigzagging for another some 15 minutes, it hit the first simple check at a cross junction. A spread-out search led to the finding of its connecting paper by Dr. Pandiyarajah some 100 metres ahead a short while later. As usual, as early birds, we did not join the paper.


The paper continued to zigzag left, right and centre through the oil palm plantation for another some 20 minutes before hitting the second simple check at another cross junction. Like the first check, it was found by Dr. Pandiyarajah again some 100 metres ahead a few minutes later.


The paper hit the third and last simple check at a slope after another some 15 minutes of tracking through the friendly oil palm plantation. It was found by me some 100 metres ahead on the back trail. From then on, it was another some 50 minutes of winding tracking through a fruit plantation, another oil palm plantation and across 2 quarries, a few farm houses and 2 mild slopes abreast the North South Expressway before arriving back at the run-site at 7.20 pm where a big pack of front and non runners were enjoying their drinks and rambutan. On the way, we were being overtaken by Kacang Panjang, 4896 (Si Peh Kow Lat) and his partner, GM Dennis The Menace, Ranger, Speedy Gonzales, Utom Singh, Denial Lok, SYT, Theresa, Chee Ching Seng, Carol The Twin Towers and a few guest runners. As time passed by, more runners trickled in. The last runner was back at 7.40 pm when the sky began to fall dark. He was none other than Kiasu Lee!


It was an unexpected enjoyable leisure run of some 8 to 9 km through the friendly flat terrains of shady rubber, oil palm and fruit plantations bypassing a couple of tough hills which the hares had carried out 2 recces with 4 co-hares. Well done, hares!


Hash circle was well-attended. It was conducted by none other than our new GM Dennis The Menace. As usual, it saw a big pack of sinners who were made up of front runners, guests, the hares, co-hares and GM Dennis The Menace himself being put on ice and on-downed.


On On was held at the ever-popular Soon Feng Restaurant in Cheng. It was well-attended with 5 tables. A 6-course delicious Chinese dinner was served and a birthday cake was cut for a few hashers who were born in July. It was followed by another on-down session for the sinners. And it was only at around 10.30 pm that we began to break.


It was a good run and good dinner. The food was on the hares. Thanks!


On! On!



Scribe: Drug Buster

Date: 9th July, 2009.


Circle write up

Hawaii and Nancy had a good turn out for their run, especially since Full Moon was also running that night. Utom was the only Indian present. YEAH UTOM!!!

Circle began with the Hash Doe, Ray, Me song. The first victim was the guest who had come the farthest, Paulie - a mat salleh from Dublin, Ireland that Orang Kaya had brought. The On Tune, the little gold statue, spied several hashers not singing. Dr. Iqbal was the first followed by James Kuah. Samantha, a medical student that Hendry had brought was the next victim. Debbie’s daughter, Sue, was called as a guest but she argued that she had sat on the ice last week so she was no longer a first timer. The GM agreed she was free to go but Mom needed to take her place. Debbie said that she knew her son would be honored to take her place so Yang sat on the ice. He described the run as annoying, tiring, and a pain as he had injured his foot. Debbie cautioned him to make sure he drank slow. Family, you gotta love’em.

Lee Sen Fatt was the next one iced as the last runner. He was accused of going slowly in order to, “better enjoy the scenery”!!! We had a large turnout of Sunday hashers who came to support Hawaii Goh so their GM, Ali Baba, was the next to be on downed. Doris was charged with being an expert in manipulating hairy balls so of course James had to mouth off about that. Joystick, otherwise known as Gary Tan, was punished for being the FRB. It wouldn’t be Tuesday if Chickadee wasn’t on ice for something, her crime – not arriving until 7:00. She argued that Speedy made her late??????????

Next week’s hares were on downed, Simon and Maureen, though Simon was the only one who stepped up to be recognized. (Maureen paid for hanging back at the On In.) Bui, of all people, was caught not singing by On Tune, than the GM was caught by the On Tune. His defense was the song was in Chinese and he did not know the words. It didn’t wash with the crowd. Then he attempted to put next week’s hare on ice AGAIN so was iced a 2nd time. Ranger was the last to be brought forward; his charge – mouthing off, what else. He got the privilege of having Sambuca poured down his throat by Speedy and Chickadee.

Circle closed with a cheer for Hawaii and Nancy for a great run, they had recc’d 3 times.


Circle scribe:
Twin Towers

rehash run 1800 June 31, 2009

Date: 31 June 2009
Hare: Robert Choe
Runsite - Lendu

Robert had Kacang Pacang as co-hare for the run. Good thing, since Robert and Simon Seow managed to get lost while doing their own run. Parking was immediately after the driving school. The run was well attended by approx. 50 hashers, including early birds.

The run started at the nursery and meandered down the road before cutting into the palm plantation.The 1st check regrouped the pack before crossing over the creek and heading to the top of the first hill. This was an arduous climb of over 300 feet, with a spectacular, panoramic view at the top. Hashers who had successfully managed the climb offered encouragement to those still looking forward to the ascent.There was some confusion at the next check which followed a false trail, as old paper was visible. The FRB’s missed the turn into the oil palms and followed old paper back to the bottom of the palms. Several mid packers, including Drugbuster, Bugsy Malone, and guests followed the hare’s trail and met up with Dennis the Menace and Gary Tan a.k.a. Joystick, who had backtracked to find the hare’s trail. Fortunately the false trail which separated the hares did not lose any of the hound pack. The last 2-3 km of the trail was back on the road track. Other than Hendry, GM’s driver and the two lost hares, all were back by 7:15, in time to listen to the music provided by Gilbert and Pecker’s tandem acoustical guitar arrangements.

The circle was delayed while Khoo Ka retrieved the lost hares. Dennis the Menace began the circle by putting Gilbert and Pecker on ice in appreciation of them bringing their guitars to the run site. They led the group with Rah-sa-saha which flowed into She’ll Be Coming Round the Mountain. Albert joined in with his whistle. Dennis the Menace had picked up a statue of a very well endowed gold man while in China on the Solstice Run. He dubbed it the On Tune. If a hasher is caught not singing, they are eyed by the On Tune and must pay the penalty and sit on the ice. Twin Towers and Chickadee came up with new hash lyrics to the tune of Do – Ray – Me. While the lyrics where being passed out, Ranger was instructed to sit on the ice. When asked why, he was informed, “Just so you can show off your ass. The Hash Do – Ray – Me was then sung with gusto for fear of the On Tune. The lyrics are:
TUESday is the night we hash,
COME and join in all the fun.
WE have gals, great tits and ass,
GUYS with muscles and huge dongs.
TRAILS, a different one each week,
ICE to cool down your butt checks,
BEER to drink and drink and drink,
Tuesday hash – let’s all on down, down, down, down.
Garfield was put on ice for claiming he’s too old to run, etc. Hashers are never too old. On-Snap was penalized for not singing. Bugsy Malone was iced and informed that Bugsy Malone was a fictitious character, based on a Chicago gangster, Al Capone, and that Albert could make up his own story, making Bugsy as big and bad as he wanted. Chickadee was put on ice for two crimes; not running and passing the hare, (Robert and Simon) on the road in Bertam Ulu and not stopping to pick them up. She got back at GM by putting him on ice as she did not make it to the run on time because she was taking care of hash business; making a chart so all members could check to see when their subscriptions were due. The hash circle felt that the GM needed to be punished severely and so made him sit on ice while they attempted the Do-Ray-Me song again. Khoo Ka was caught not singing so he was put on ice. He was also the good Samaritan who went and picked up Robert and Simon. Vibrator was punished for showing up so late that he could not tell a “while I was running” story as he did not pass anyone. Doris was iced for her willingness to do whatever was asked of her. Speedy sang to her personally on bended knee.

Next weeks hare – Hawaii Goh announced that the run would be at the quarry. Two first time hashers where on downed: Eric who was brought by On Snap and is available and Sue, Debbie’s daughter who is passing through on her way to Dubai. Bugsy Malone was called back to the ice for a VERY SERIOUS CHARGE: he was caught sitting on a motorbike during the circle, and to make matters worse had not asked for permission; either from the GM or the owner of the motorbike, Garfield. Robert Choe was on downed for getting lost: He congratulated Kacang Panjang for the good job and announced that the On In would be in Cheng. Horlicks was caught not singing and became the final guilty party of the night.

It was some of the finest singing ever heard from MH3. Beware of the wrath of the On Tune.

Submitted by Twin Towers
Run account by Dennis the Menace.