rehash run 1807

Hash Run No 1807

Hares: Dolly Parton and 4-C

Runsite: Taman Bertam Setia

The weather was hot and tortuous as the pack set out promptly at 6 PM. The hares did a fine job of spreading the pack at the start as the trail meandered through some fresh undercut scrub with lots of holes and trips to deter the adventurous. After jumping a small ditch into a mature rubber plantation the trail kept the pack together for another ½ km or so. It is worth mentioning one particular hasher, (Wee Wee) balked at the small ditch and was later iced. Makes me wonder how she would do with a really wide and deep one???

Leaving the rubber via one more ditch, the FRB’s began picking up the pace as the trail hit the oil palm and followed a reasonable track. The 1^st check was found in short order straight ahead and the FRB’s again headed out at a brisk pace. The 2^nd check was off the road and down a palm ridge, but again was found quickly and the FRB’s began to pull away from the pack up out of the mature palms.

Leaving the mature palms at the crest of a hill the hashers were treated to a magnificent view of the surrounding area before beginning a controlled descent by way of a nicely graded down trail. At the bottom of the trail the FRB’s, of which the author was one, passed some early birds including SKS, followed by Drug Buster and Wonder Woman.

Leaving the new planted palms via a ditch the trail began another tough ascent up another palm hill, before leveling off and then heading down to the third check. This check proved to be a stunner. Several of the early leaders, including Dennis the Menace, Speedy, Pandirajah, some guests, and the latecoming Ranger all were caught by the hare in the search. Eventually someone, I don’t know for sure who, shouted ON ON to a paper find some 200 Meters down the hill in a back check.

Once the third check was found, it was another 3 KM push through a fast track in palms back to the circle. All the hashers would agree this run of about 8 KM up and down the palm hills had done its intended work of sapping the energy and paving the way for replenishment via intravenous Tiger.

By 7:30 PM the last hashers were back and the circle started.

The GM was stuck running the circle again, as no one else volunteered for the box. As mentioned earlier, 4896 was iced as the FRB. Wee Wee was also given a complementary beer for her early display of innocence. Mr. Potato and 2 newcomers were iced for sitting, smoking, and general disrespect for the circle.

The GM has received a complaint from an anonymous source regarding the poor sportsmanship demonstrated by using a GPS during the run. While unwilling to begin putting in rules about GPS use (hash has no rules), the GM did call Cocker to the ice for SCBing again with his GPS.

This turned out to be a major miscue, as for once Cocker was not guilty of the aforementioned procedure. The Cocker then began a tirade of how abused he has been by the new GM , and instead of showing respect to his X, he falsely accused him. It is estimated by the author that the GM set on the ice for about 15 minutes while the Cocker preached at him.

Once off the ice, the GM then called the Cocker look alike GPS ---SCB, Crazy Horse, to sit for starting the whole affair…

A few other sinners were punished, i.e. Ranger, et all, and then next weeks hare, AKA Pecker was called to announce the run site. At this point the ON-SEC stepped in to announce a visiting group of hashers from China (no way I can remember the specifics) was joining for run number 1808 and for all the members to make a good effort to show up and give them a good time.

The Hares, 4C and Dolly Parton sat on the ice and announced the ON IN at Soon Fong in Cheng. The box was closed and all headed to the party.

The ON IN was lively with 3 full tables of party animals. The food was a special treat, with several new dishes not normally served. It was even better when the hares announced the meal expenses were fully covered.

The GM was still on his own with Twin Towers back at the USA. He took this opportunity to get any of the Harriets who would play wet via some artificial devices.. A few games commenced with the winners receiving a fine strap on device to take home.

ON ON

Scribe: Dennis the Menace